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“Bina jokhim kuch nahi milta or jokhim vhi uthate hai jo sahi hote hai”

“Sher ko ghas doge Ghode ko mas doge to. mar jayenge”.

“Jis din apna eka chalega …us din to badsha kya badsha ka bap bhi apna gulam hoga”.

“Main ek achchha ladka hun bas aadte thodi kharab hain”.

“dusroki nuakri aur apni akal sabko achi lagti hai”…

“tum kisi or se LOVE kar lo hame sudharne mai Time lagega”…

“Jo ho gya use socha nahi karte jo mil gya use khoya nahi karte…Hashil unhe hoti hai saflta jo waqt or halat par roya nahi krte”.

“Brain is Work More When You can use”…..

“Mistake done by everyone ..Whatsapp,Facebook & GF!

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“I don’t drink alcohol! but Feel Awesome..
High Power Come ,with High voltage Current!

“Brain is Intelligent !Why not have Everyone”…

“I will marry the girl, who look pretty in her Adhaar card”.

“A man asks a trainer in the gym: “I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use?” Trainer replies: “Use the ATM”

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“Someone on his status “Sleeping” …since 3 Days! He’s Probably dead”

“Just saw the most smartest person when i was in front of the mirror”

“God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me”

“My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours”.

“Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B”.

“Life is short smile while you still have teeth”.

“If Monday had a face, I would punch it”.

“Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup”.

“Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong”.

“Save Water, Drink Beer”.

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“Marriage is the main cause for divorce”.

“Trust me you will dance- Alcohol”.

“People say everything happens for a reason. So when I punch you in the face, remember I have a reason”.

“Open Books, Not Legs. Blow Minds, Not Guy”.

“I Have Good News And Bad News To Tell You. The Bad News? I Have No Good News. And The Good News? I Have No Bad News”.

“Do You Want To Go Out With Me? (A) Yes (B) A (C) B”.

“You Don’t Know Something? Google It. You Don’t Know Someone? Facebook It. You Can’t Find Something? Mom!

“Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it’s wide use three fingers, make sure it’s wet and rub up and down. Yep that’s how you wash a cup”.

“वक्त के साथ सब बदल जाता है,

पुराने जमाने में जिसे ठेंगा कहते थे,

उसे आज लाईक कहते हैं!

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“कुछ लड़कियाँ अपनी विदाई पर ऐसे दहाड़े मारकर रोती हैं कि समझ में नही आता,

इनको “दूल्हा” मिल रहा है या इनसे “छीना” जा रहा है”.

 

“जितनी जल्दी लड़को को प्यार हो जाता है,

उतनी जल्दी लड़कियाँ ये भी डिसाइड नहीं कर पाती है,

की डार्क लिपस्टिक लगनी है या लाइट “

 

I M So Sweet, “Don’T Try Me ” Otherwise,

U Have To Suffer From Diabetes !!!

“Sun raha hain na tu ro raha hu main”.

“Main marne ke liye nahi peeta ……peene ke liye marta hu”.

“Koyi mujhko yu mila hain jaise banjaare ko ghar”

“Shadi Kya Hai ?

शादी तलाक का Past Tense है।

“कभी केहती है तू होट है, कभी केहती है तू स्वीट है….♡ अरे कोइ उस पगली को समजाओ यारो हम कीतने क्यूट है”…

“छोड़ दिया किस्मत की लकीरों पर यकीन करना,

जब लोग बदल सकते हैं तो किस्मत क्या चीज़ है!

“उसके # दिलमें नही तो क्या,

हुआ उसकी # ब्लॉकलिस्ट में तो है हम”.

“कुछ लड़कियाँ तो इस कदर खूबसूरत होती हैं,

कि लड़के अपने मन में ही…..खुद को रिजेक्ट कर लेते है”.

“तुम भी कीसी रुठी हुई महेबुबा से कम नही हो इन्टरनेट,

बडी मुस्कील से गुजारे है तुमारे बीना 5-6 दीन”

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“Us pgli ko kya pta jis mandir me vo meri maut ki duaa karti hai..us mandir me jaan girvi rakhi hai use pane ke liye”.

“hum to aaj bhi apane hunar me dum rakhate hai chaa jate hai rang jb mahfile me kadam rakhate hai”.

“Ham tere bina ab rhe nahi skte tere bina kya vjood mera”.

“per mai moch and slow internet connection aadmi ko kbhi aage badne nahidete”.

“jab vidwaan ikathe ho kare gnyan ki bat jab gadhe ikathe ho kare latam lat”

 

“मौत और मोहोब्बत तो बस नाम से बदनाम है!

असली दर्द तो ‘Slow Internet’ देता है!”

 

“गिटार सिखा था जिस को पटाने के लिए,

आज ऑफर आया है उसकी शादी में बजाने के लिए!”

 

“आजकल के हर आशिक की अब तो यही कहानी है,

मजनू चाहता है लैला को, लैला किसी और की दीवानी है!”

 

“शादीशुदा लोग कुंवारे से ज्यादा जीते हैं,

लेकिन जीते जी मरने की दुआ भी वो ही मांगते रहते हैं।”

 

“Facebook और # WhatsApp में गर्ल का स्टेटस । “My Dady Is My Hero”,

जेसे हमारे पापा तो # गब्बर_Singh और # जयकांत_शिकरे Hai”.

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“न किसी से दुश्मनी है सबसे अपनी यारी,

तेरी शौतन तो पट गयी चल अब तेरी बरी”।

 

“खोया हुआ मोबाइल और बैंक में उधार दी गयी पेन,

अगर वापस मिल जाए, तो समझ लेना कि गंगा नहा लिए”.

 

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