Pappu: Papa, today teacher taught
about S*x in the class.
Santa: Ok son.
Later he saw Pappu shaking his
penis, he asked what r u doing?
Pappu: Homework Dad….
An 18 year old Girl got PREGNANT. Her
Angry mother says-Who’s the PIG?
30 min later a limousine car stops in
front of their house & a Mature grey
haired in a very Expensive SUIT steps
Boy:Ur daughter has informed me of
the Problem, howevr I can’t Marry her..
But if a GIRL is born I offer a villa & 2
If a BOY is born den 2 factories & 5
But in case of Miscarriage, what do u
suggest I do?
Mom-F**K HER AGAIN